Anna got in the car this morning and I said "Hey Anna! How was your weekend?"
This was her response:
Well,my grandma wanted to take us to breakfast, and I was all excited until she said "Let's go to McDonalds!!!!!!!" I said "Nooooo!" So she took us to Dennys instead, which is not much different is it? I hate Dennys.
Then I when we were almost done, my aunt called and said "I'm starving! Stay there!" And then she showed up and we had to sit there another whole hour. So boring -- sitting there in Denny's listening to a bunch of old people talking.
So then, I had to go to the bathroom and my little boy cousin said "I have to go too" and he followed me into the bathroom. So I set him on the toilet seat, because he's only two, and before I knew it, he was peeing all over me! He peed all over my new shirt, and my shoes, and he just kept peeing and peeing. Boy he pees a lot! And I just stood there with pee all over me.
Then I walked out of the bathroom and yelled at my aunt and said "You. Need. To. Deal. With. This." as I stood there with pee all over my face.
I don't need to tell you that I almost wrecked the car this morning listening to Anna's story. She is soooooooo funny. And what makes her funny is that she doesn't try to be funny. She just is.
I just love driving the carpool. It's always good for a laugh.
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That's an awesome story - one she'll be telling for years I'm sure. I had a little boy pee all over my leg when I was teaching preschool. He looked up at me with his big brown eyes and said in his squeaky little two-year old voice, "I peed on your leg".
poor girl. yuck. but definitely a memorable story! once one of my nieces spit up right down my shirt. so gross.
She's all set for motherhood now, eh? Those little boys and their wild hoses... Reminds me I need to clean my bathroom. And I know it's disgusting, but McDonalds breakfast actually sounds pretty good. Bet Anna will remember that next time and be happy to order an egg mcmuffin.
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